The last one tho 💀 Like, the ship is already DECEASED at the bottom of the ocean, ya’ll did not need to cast Vicious Mockery on its corpse 😭 old timey gallows humor was ruthless but GOD it was funny
EDIT: Hey guys, I found the original thread, there’s even more roasts in there!
Wow early 20th century journalists were fucking savages
The only time you’ll see this type of humor nowadays is on either The Onion-like websites, which is not real news, or indie news sources.
I hate corporate media.
The Onion has been way too real lately I’d say
They’re not the Simpsons. They’re not predicting stuff or anything. They just think of the craziest reality possible, and then reality turns out worse.
The jokes all moved to the comment sections. Well not Facebook, you can get arrested for those.
Outsourcing your jokes to regular people is crazy work ngl