Ski long jump posting

Ted Bundy wasn’t in the Epstein files either, maybe he wasn’t so bad after all

I disagree. If you fall too much below the speed of traffic you stop being safe and become an obstacle. My rule of thumb is, if semi trucks pass you you are being dangerous. If you want to go slow and still be safe, follow a semi and keep a distance. You will always have more brakes and more grip than a semi, if it can do that speed so can you

Bitchslut is going to be my new catchphrase

“Aw bitchslut, I just missed the bus!”

“Bitchslut, Scoob, I’m glad that he’s frozen in there and we’re out here”

You’ll love myhouse.wad lawnmower% speedruns

Obligatory Italian (based) shitpost

Sheep dog ‘n’ wolf is a PS1 stealth game based on Ralph the wolf, Wile E Coyote’s cousin. And guess what!

If chess is part of the olympics then videogames should be too

Varies from person to person. Some people never get this effect, some are very sensitive. Personally, I cut a streetlight clean off after mistakenly taking my girlfriend’s birth control instead of my thyroid pills

Maybe he uses the GOP definition of people: Frozen embryos. That would drop the weight way down

I’m betting on petrified poop

Reminds me of an old joke

Hi, is this the psychic?

Yes, who is it?

Great start…

Hell yeah

I’m not glad he was offed, it sets a very dangerous precedent, but I’m not shedding a tear

Masterclass in avoiding the question

Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability

The only thing I can think about is how hot and sticky and sandy and salty and itchy those (cotton?) swimsuits must be after a day at the beach

Fight individual*

And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever