Florida Man(atee) strikes again!
death by sun snu
Goosh goosh.
Well there’s going out in a bang and there’s this manatee.
> “…it was determined that Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with another, larger, male manatee at the facility, Buffett.”
Damn. Big Brother Buffett asserted maximum dominance :(
Godspeed you absolute legend o7
Rollercoaster of a headline.
If you gotta go out, go out in an incestravaganza*
o7
Do manatees suffer depression from being in captivity?
Jesus christ, this is like a manatee dying of prison rape. Maybe introduce them to some ladies? And this might not happen?
Womanatees
You want the female manatees to get raped to death instead?
Or for them to have healthy relationships.
Maybe don’t keep them locked up in tiny boxes?
Fuck aquariums and zoos, damn animal abuse.
And no they don’t actually do a good job of conservation and what they do could easily be done in better ways.
