Mobilize the Vatican forces immediately.
“Yes my children we’re here to save you…”
“Hooray! It’s the catholic church!”
“FROM YOURSELVES!!!”
“Oh no, it’s the catholic church.”

That was fucking unexpected.
BUT WHY WAS HE A FUCKING CYBORG!?
From what I understand, no one fucks with the [Swiss Guards](Swiss Guard - Wikipedia https://share.google/5fRPr5bS1TEYL0UVh) at the Vatican. They are very highly trained soldiers, albeit dressed in silly costumes when in view of the tourists.

Excommunicate his ass I dare you
A handful? The system is rotten. That’s more than a handful.
Yasss, pop off king 👑!
I can’t even trust this. For all we know it’s a play.
I feel like I’ve been psychologically raped by America so much that I would rather just see humanity die off.
He’s supposedly a socialist, if it makes you feel better.






