King@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-216 天前Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’video.twimg.comvideomessage-square275linkfedilinkarrow-up1513arrow-down117
arrow-up1496arrow-down1videoTrump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’video.twimg.comKing@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-216 天前message-square275linkfedilink
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·16 天前NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
minus-squarebcgm3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·16 天前Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB, so we need a new name for Basketball and/or Baseball.
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·16 天前Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
minus-squareramble81@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 天前No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·16 天前NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
minus-squareMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·16 天前Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 天前Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 天前I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades. Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
minus-squareDoPeopleLookHere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·16 天前Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 天前And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
Hand Egg
NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB, so we need a new name for Basketball and/or Baseball.
Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
Major League Football (MLF)
I love MLFs
No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
Curling would like a word
What is a “hockey” anyway
NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.
Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
😭
turn the NFL to NHEL, case closed.
Floor egg.
Lycra Rugby