As long as they’re drinking pear cider made from 100% pears, they’re alright by me.

Guys are being spoonfed by the monosphere the narrative that if they’re 1cm too short or 1kg too heavy, women immediately despise them.

It keeps them trapped in a self fulfilling cycle of despair and watching mysoginist grifter content online.

Personally I’m against the idea of conscription. The idea of relying on a massed army of poorly trained conscripts in this age of technological warfare doesn’t seem like a reliable defense strategy.

Smaller, highly trained, well equipped, technologically advanced military and above all highly motivated forces should be the back bone.

Having said that, I do agree with the idea of community service for young people, especially those not in formal training or education.

Nigel Farage is of French Hugeanot descent and therefore he also cannot be considered English because he doesn’t have an Anglo-Saxon bone in his body.

For that matter, neither am I because my family is a mix of Irish and Norman, fuck myself back to Donegal then I guess.

Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.

But seriously now, fuck Amanda Holden (and I don’t mean literally).

Was the source a dentist by any chance?

Samuel Vimes commander of the Ankh-Morpork city watch (and Detritus so people have no choice but to do as he says).

Are you a ravenous bugblatter beast of traal?

Get out

What?

Before “the Internet historians” there was very clear and obvious evidence to the superiority of the trebuchet over the onager, mainly because the former completely supplanted the latter by the 6th century AD.

The onager (or catapult as you’re referring to it here) was invented in the 4th century.

Ooooooo, get a load of this guy!

Had me in the first half 😭

Oh no, the housing market collapsed! Just like all those predatory land barons warned us about!

There are reports each and every year, and yet no one ever gets injured and no one ever gets prosecuted. But you also never hear the story about it being a hoax because that isn’t newsworthy.

As I posted in another comment, there are simply no proven examples where something was actually poisoned or inserted into candies on Halloween.

The latest examples that appear to be coming out of kentucky are based on 2 pictures that both look suspiciously staged, there will almost certainly be a small, quiet story in only the local media (if at all) explaining that the images were staged or a hoax and the police won’t be investigating any further.

That’s where cooties come from.

If they’re implying that growing up with a Mac means worse problem solving skills because they don’t go wrong as much clearly didn’t experience MacOS prior to 10.

Ah but it isn’t the progenitor at all. He only thought he’d get away with it, because everyone knows crazy people poison the halloween candy. He believed the police wouldn’t even investigate because it’s so common.

The media frenzy each year is in fact directly responsible for the murder.