The last one tho 💀 Like, the ship is already DECEASED at the bottom of the ocean, ya’ll did not need to cast Vicious Mockery on its corpse 😭 old timey gallows humor was ruthless but GOD it was funny
EDIT: Hey guys, I found the original thread, there’s even more roasts in there!
Much like Churchill I can’t agree with absolutely everything he said, but damn if he didn’t have a lot of incredibly insightful zingers. When he hits the nail, he does so with a sledgehammer.
I highly recommend the Devil’s Dictionary too. It remains as relevant and darkly humorous as when it was written.