First, I save this meme to my phone.
Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.
Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.
Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.
See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.
Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.
without a base without a trace
just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult
What I can’t see can’t hurt me
Get an only fans page and cash in on people’s weird fetishes.
Butt plug
E-stim version doubles as a bug zapper
do you really need the threat of butthole bugs to wear a butt plug though?
Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.
Glue a gecko to my taint?
What part of the gecko are gonna glue to that dainty taint?
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Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home
Fight back. Eat chili.
Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague
Open wide
Damn, I just responded to a comment with the exact same thing. Great minds I guess
Try not to finish too quickly
People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
I think your username is more appropriate here
I’ve seen so many of these, I forgot what the guy actually looks like
I remember him looking basically like an IASIP character who might try to turn Mac straight and ruin his marriage in the attempt
Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.
Open wide
Start by switching from boxers to briefs.
Formiphilia is like the worst fetish…🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
