I feel like context matters here.
Is a moth
I took it as a bird shoving babies out of the nest.
Flight or die bitch! Either way get the fuck out little birdie!
You mean that this is on a billboard that can be climbed? Yeah.
Could be a more subtle version of the gambling advertisements plaguing the world
How is this wholesome? Chances of you falling is much much higher than spontaneously being able to achieve flight as a human.
Me: It was a metaphor!
Them, falling rapidly: Would’ve been nice to know a few seconds earlier.
Yeah weirdly reads like encouraging suicide?
Wait is it just me? Oh no.
“You know, the feeling that people experience when they stand on the edge like this isn’t the fear of falling - it’s the fear that they might jump”
I know, right? Prices are insane these days.
what if I get shot by an anti aircraft missile?
Always follow your dreams, unless those dreams are in Russian or Iranian airspace.
Always follow your dreams. Unless you are a surface to air missile. Then follow the heat signature
I crave the forbidden heat signature 🥺
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The key to flying is to miss the ground. Try distracting yourself the moment you lose your balance.
doomscrolls into glide
Gonna tell this to the osha inspector when they tell me to put on my fall arrest gear.
Choosing to read this in Astarion’s voice.
Narrator: but ofcourse she fell
Jump! (??)
“But what if you fly Southwest?”
Do people even fly Southwest anymore? Didn’t that airline become an absolute shit show? You no longer have first come first serve seating, and they charge a premium for literally everything. All this after the company was acquired by a billionaire asshole.
Eventually, you’d run out of breathable air, NGL.
“I will watch and catch you if you should fall.” Delenn, Babylon 5
I’ll watch and record.
