Oh dang, that’s really close. Maybe I heard that back in the day and the nature of human memory made me think that I made it up.

I feel that the bigger audacity is the real name. Earth means soil, yet maybe 25% of the surface is soil.

Hey stop stealing things that I made up and kept in my head for 30 years!

“Black hole sun won’t you come, and mow the fucking lawn!”

Don’t worry, the stove will remind you!

There would certainly not be any feral pig problems in the US, that’s for sure.

Did you really have to show me this? Now I have a desire to buy (borrow?) one of these for a Halloween costume.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

I bought a custom license plate frame with this on it to go with the SNUSNU vanity plate I ordered. Then my state denied the vanity plate for vulgarity after sitting on the order for two months. VULGARITY!? You used to be able to get some pretty risque things like OICU812 or TITSOUT. Now they’ve gone in the opposite direction by banning a light hearted sex reference from a cartoon.

Still mad about that.

Can we just separate kids by skill level rather than gender? My middle school cis son loves playing sports, but he’s not very good. He gets discouraged when the better kids bully him because of it.

I still remember my own phone number growing up. I couldn’t forget that if I tried. Actually, if I ever forget it that probably means I’m really getting old.

Stupid fun wins the day!

So if Mr Toth doesn’t check this before assigning it, then Miss Douglass just asked every student in Mr Toth’s class to prom. Awkward…

The longer you stare, the funnier it gets.

Second and third shifts are useless? Remember that when you can’t pickup your groceries after work.

Midwife time!

Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

I think my house is pregernet??

I’m so glad that I changed to Jellyfin. So much better.

In the northeast, Aroma Joe’s is better and uses ethically sourced beans. They focus on their drinks and food is an afterthought, exactly what I’m looking for. I just want a tasty, quick, inexpensive espresso drink that I just can’t make at home.