No do! That’s absolutely one of the most invigorating and thrilling little pleasures a man can have in a morning. What you absolutely do not do under any circumstances is have a shower wank with it, that way lies tears…
(Have I lowered the tone of the conversation again, I’ll show myself out)
These are amazing however, whatever you do, DO NOT put the mint one near your genitals. Speaking from experience.
No do! That’s absolutely one of the most invigorating and thrilling little pleasures a man can have in a morning. What you absolutely do not do under any circumstances is have a shower wank with it, that way lies tears…
(Have I lowered the tone of the conversation again, I’ll show myself out)
Now that’s a real Danger Wank.
The mint one is nothing. They once made a XXX Black Mint version. Thought my junk had turned into a glacier lol
Ha ha ha
Lightweight.
Maybe I’ve been desensitised to it but it hasn’t had any effect on me for years now. I miss the tingle.
Slather your junk in Deep Heat, darling.
what…
In essence: spicy chilly penis.
The mint shower gel does nothing. Nah, the real deal was back when it was Original Mint Source shampoo.