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She will definitely be in the primary, assuming there is one (I just doubt that establishment Dems would dare keep her out), but my hope is that she will get squashed pretty quickly.

Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus

“I’ve seen them come, I’ve seen them go.” And you said, “All things pass into the night.”

I don’t really pay attention to pop news, but I seen to remember she shaved it off in some kind of episode. Which is understandable considering what she and other child stars are made to go through. To your point, part of that is how mean the media is to them, even in its reactions to the mental breakdowns they cause.

I miss Don Bluth.

Anxiety Chili

No no no

Not that it matters

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But yes!

Out of curiosity, how many people here have LEOs in/around the family who brag about arresting people for the totally real crime of “POPO” (Pissing Off a Police Officer)? My dad used to grin and laugh over that at the dinner table.

What a homophobe is afraid of is gay men treating them the way they treat women.

I’ll start: Ribeyes were over $20 each the other day.

Dick Dick (my Moby Dick/Dick Tracy crossover)

I’m cumming!

This is literally the first instruction God gives Adam and Eve. Do not eat the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Do not develop an independent sense of morality. What God says is the right thing at that time, and don’t you dare contradict him.

For real, I’m starting to think it’s fair to rule Charlie Kirk’s death a suicide. Surely if we can use terms like “suicide by cop” then this could fairly be called “suicide by conservatism”.

Also several inappropriately capitalized letters. Trump didn’t write this.

“Sugar”

Because we were working in the garage and she came over. Dressed in tight, revealing clothing with her breasts pushed up, she asks us a few times if we want to buy any sugar. We were certain she wasn’t talking about baking, but we weren’t sure if she was a sex worker or offering booger sugar. So henceforth, she became Sugar. We’re pretty gay, but not sure if she read that. So maybe it was the latter?

Muscular twink

Why I oughta…

the government may be responsible for reissuing every American a new Social Security number at great cost

Has this department made our government efficient yet?

Yeah, the other kind tends to shut itself up pretty quick.

He specifically said he wasn’t going to tear it up, right? That he came not to change one “jot or tittle” of the old law, but to “fulfill” it, whatever that means. Never made any sense to me.