At least he’s getting a paid vacation.

The bathroom… Is on the right.

He fell for one of the classic blunders. Maybe next he’ll go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

I’ve seen a lot of shit in my several decades on this series of tubes. Somehow I missed every one of these. I am very ok with that.

What? No AI?!

Are we talking 400 different women or just 800 total boobs in different situations? This is an important distinction.

And now he’s Secretary of HHS.

They needed time for exposition and plot development.

The check is in the mail.

I had been standing there holding my phone for at least 5 minutes so I could grab the pic immediately. He was there less than 5 seconds.

They don’t give a shit about right and wrong. Whether they can tell the difference is irrelevant.

I officiated at my brother’s wedding.

I actually looked up whether “snowblowed” was a word. There is no true consensus. Urban dictionary’s definition is a little different than the message I was trying to convey so that was no help. Altho it does sound intriguing (the one that does not involve cocaine). I figured everyone would get the point either way.

There are few things I like more than putting on my headphones, making my ears bleed with some metal, and snowblowing the driveway. It’s so loud and peaceful at the same time.

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That makes me feel kinda funny. Like climbing the rope and gym class.

Doesn’t matter which ones are illegal or indictable. It’s about decency. Most of these just prove he is a horrible human being that shouldn’t be able to win any election anywhere.

His political career should have been over about 10 minutes after it started. Just proves how many Americans are horrible human beings. And I say that as an American. We’ve lost our way.

Real carpenters bring their own hammer.

I want that.