

This is a satire site, right? Right?
Just another ordinary, average guy.


This is a satire site, right? Right?


The same way he “pays” all his bills: by ignoring them.


At the risk of sounding repetive: they are too busy raping children and murdering brown people to care about what the world needs.


Trash company once again dumps trash on the market and attempts to sell it to morons.


All I see is a little doggy yapping madly in a vain attempt to scare away a grizzly bear.
We should nuke Moscow and St. Petersburg, just out of principle. Fuck all those ruzzian scumbags. If there was a gram of virtue left in them, they would have fled by now.


Hmm… Maybe we should be helping prevent ruzzia from doing that somehow. Maybe we should offer some financial assistance to a country that is actively seeking to limit ruzzia’s ability to threaten others. That’s starting to sound like a really good idea.


I’m sure Hitler would agree with you.


Elon Musk is a ruzzia-loving traitor, so this is no surprise.


A vote for Trump is the same as spitting in the face of Ronald Reagan. Then again, Reagan’s face should be spat in. I’m kind of conflicted, to be honest.
In a just world, Trump would be swinging at the end of a noose already.


Trump is very loyal to the notion of being a scumbag who does nothing but commit fraud for a living.


Criminals sure don’t like getting caught red-handed, do they?
She incited, induced, provoked, and directed acts of violence. Therefore, she should be held responsible for all those acts of violence.


Raichik, the founder of the Libs of TikTok social media brand, has become an internet celebrity among some conservatives for her willingness to criticize teachers, doctors and other professionals who are LGBTQ or who are accepting of LGBTQ people. Raichik often posts their names and photographs alongside accusations of wrongdoing to X, where she has 2.8 million followers.
Funny how “conservatives” always turn out to be violent, devil-worshipping monsters.


But Neal Katyal, a prominent lawyer who has argued cases before the top court, predicted on X (formerly Twitter) that it will not take up the case.
“Trump’s argument is so weak and the Court of Appeals decision so thorough and well done, I can see SCOTUS voting not to hear it,” he wrote.
Legal analysts said the methodical nature of the appeals ruling, laid out over 57 pages that are dense with court citations and historical references, sent a clear message.
“What the Court of Appeals said, very politely and very dryly, is ‘You’re not even close, Trump’. None of these arguments pass the laugh test,” Patrick Cotter, a former federal prosecutor, told BBC News.
I can already smell Trump squirming.


The ruzzians are throwing away their future in a vain attempt to appear like they aren’t 90% dead, already. Even if they somehow survive, the bill for all this mad spending by the Kremlin will come due.


The judge should stipulate that he be held in solitary confinement, since he’s clearly not remorseful for his crimes.


What the hell do Nationalist “Christians” have to do with Jesus? (Other than the fact that he will one day send them to hell, of course.)


That fucking traitor should just stay there.


House Republicans know they’re going to burn in hell. They’re just doing everything they can to drag everyone else they can down with them.


How about parents actually take responsibility for their own kids?
No?
Okay, how about parents go fuck themselves and learn how to be parents?
This scenario could actually happen if conservatives get their way, though.