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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Global News@lemmy.zip•Ukraine Names Steven Seagal as Illegal Arms Recipient in Smuggling ProbeEnglish
1·1 day agoA long con to kick Putler in the face?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The Best Kind of Plot 👍English
4·1 day agoIt’ll become an abandoned mall.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Most people in open relationships will get jealous and resentfulEnglish
10·1 day agoYou want a really unpopular opinion? 99% of poly people aren’t poly. Just have one foot out the door and are monkey-branching.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The Best Kind of Plot 👍English
7·1 day agoOr the villain in every 80s movies wants to build medium-density housing.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
news@lemmings.world•OpenAI falls short of revenue and user targets as it races toward IPO, WSJ reportsEnglish
2·1 day agoDoesn’t even have to pop to be a bubble.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Beekeeper jailed after releasing insects on authorities trying to evict her friendEnglish
1·1 day agodeleted by creator
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•What to Do if a Baboon Throws Poop at YouEnglish
11·1 day agoHave you ever read The Onion?

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Beekeeper jailed after releasing insects on authorities trying to evict her friendEnglish
10·1 day agoDruid, one would presume.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Canada@lemmy.ca•Poilievre demands Carney cap federal deficit at $31B ahead of spring economic updateEnglish
10·1 day agoThis is the MP who lost his seat, right?
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks since 2026!English
1·2 days agoProbably. See weird names and emails from what’s obviously the same person all the time.
Shredded like lettuce.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafetoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•U.S. companies back Sam Altman's World ID even as much of the world pushes backEnglish
1·2 days agoWon’t someone think of the children?!?!??!??
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
news@lemmings.world•Conspiracy theories are swirling about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shootingEnglish
17·2 days agoMilitarily Top Secret Ballroom
The writers for this season are hacks.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafetoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•A.I. is creating engineers who can't think without itEnglish
1·2 days agoPlayed with it for half an hour and felt dumber at the end.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The Best Kind of Plot 👍English
1382·2 days agoIt’s too close to murdering CEOs.
They don’t want peasants getting ideas.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world•Hotel has extra fees? Well then...English
107·2 days agoGod forbid you pay for the things you use. 🙄
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
European Federalists@lemmy.world•I yearned to be a mother. Why did I feel nothing when my daughter was finally born?English
14·3 days agoThat’s not what I said and you know it.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Erupts in ‘60 Minutes’ Interview: ‘I’m Not a Pedophile’English
33·3 days agoIt’s like when I walk into every room and inform everyone that I’m not a murderer. There’s always some asshole who thinks that means I am a murderer.
Like, dude, I just told you I wasn’t.


















Wait, this Jeffrey?
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