Ferris Mewler

carpets aren’t full of bugs, nor do they need washed several times a year. but you can tell that: It’s too hot (to vacuum)!

butt chess?

it’s offline right now. please mail poop to restore service.

Dragon Age

It’s a syndication partnership with MSN. Publishers provide their articles to MSN via RSS. It’s increasingly difficult to draw traffic to independent sites, so publishers are all seeking to diversify their traffic sources.

“You can’t just sew a button onto the surface of mars” - Samuel Hayden

but that’s all he gets to eat until he finishes them

Did you though? Meow!

what we see here is

step 1: be fit and good looking. step 2: wear anything you want and look good (it’s not about the clothes)

I. just. PEED.

interesting. I guess I’ve only seen it from publisher settings where cpm might be the preferable model.

it’s rarely about clicks when it comes to banner ads, it’s about impressions (the ad was visible in a user’s browser). as with most advertising, it’s about keeping the user aware of a brand name or product.

while clicking on them does lead to a destination page of some kind, and it may be valuable to the advertiser for you to end up there (back on a product page for some thing you previously looked at but didn’t buy for example) the ad networks and publishers hosting the ads on their pages are mainly getting paid by impressions.

this is the way. if you really want the highest chance of all questions being answered, number them.

Squatting, shitting…what’s the third event? Scrolling on your phone? The Indolent Ironman.

probably because for most individual consumers it’s a choice of last resort. if they had access to usable DSL/cable they’d choose that instead (cheaper, simpler), but have had to turn to starlink to get online where they live.

Could you hallucinate something better? This place is a disaster.

I’ve been enjoying it. Chill exploration in an interesting world, I’m immersed in the story enough that I’m looking forward to seeing how the story concludes given my choices, good voice actors, fun enough combat (though a limited variety of enemy types), sort of Skyrim-light. Decent gamepass offering.

yes, this is the way. none of the excess bulk, weight, and transport costs of a liquid detergent; none of the it’s-not-cum-i-swear stains of a pod.

Surely there was at least some kind of breakthrough