I think that’s canonically true for Goku and Hulk

You literally misread that word in the tweet. it never says that.

My favorite go to, one I’ve used twice in the same campaign and no one was the wiser, is to throw some ridiculous fight at the party out of nowhere, let them sweat it out for a round or two, and start dropping hints it isn’t what it seems.

I had them stumble across a black dragon in a cave as a lvl 1 party once. After scaring the shit out of them, for a round or two, someone “finally noticed” that the wings seemed to be made of tar covered cloth. Druid did a nature check and realized that’s not what a black dragon roar sounds like at all. Literally 5 kobolds in a dragon coat.

One time, I thought we had canceled but everyone pinged me about why I wasn’t logged in to roll20 yet (got my weeks mixed up). Luckily one other person did too, so I told the party I was going to puppet their character so they would level up too. I had that character betray the party by leading them to a trap. They defeated the player character (I used their actual character sheet to fight the party), for them to discover it was a doppelganger, and the trap was the diopleganger’s lair. they solved through a bunch of traps and random creatures from the diopleganger’s managerie of tortured -to-the-point-of-insanity minor monsters until they found the actual player character that (as they discovered) had been kidnapped the night before.

One other time l, over lockdowns, I had a friend miss a few months of sessions due to some serious and very depressing circumstances. He still wanted to continue once life had calmed down. We were doing an Avernus campaign, and I had been NPCing his character, but I told him to fast forward to his character to the current party level (about 6 levels) and not tell anyone he was going to rejoin the play sessions or log into roll20 until I gave him the go ahead. About 15 minutes in, the party is sailing down the river Styx when they see a damaged flying fortress crash landing, streaking by overhead. They hear a hellish scream and see a buck naked tiefling jumping out of the ship directly for their raft. At this point my friend logs into discord and yells “I WANT MY SHIT BACK YOU IMPOSTER BASTARD!”. combat began immediately whereupon he fought himself and regained all the loot the imposter had been carrying. The party had a hell of a good time that night, and he never did explain (in character) what hell actually happened to him.

I read this to the old Arby’s commercial jingle

https://youtu.be/PiupfW_Qw6A?feature=shared

Imagine scrolling back in the Slack chat 50 years to find that one thing someone said about how the chip bypass worked.

Well you see, testosterone levels rose when Regan was elected, 9/11 happened, and The Apprentice launched.

It’s basically science.

(this post was satire, and I’m sorry if it made anyone vomit)

My Thinkpad collection scoffs at your presumptions.

It’s embarrassing for everyone gen x and after. It’s especially disappointing to see in gen z

AMR TIME!

she could have not floored it into a lake, but maybe I’m the only person that doesn’t go balls out when they’re backing out of a spot.

That guy was definitely a time traveler.

FULL SELF DEFECATING

(I’m sorry, but that fruit was hanging lower than Musk’s credibility.)

The money will be dumped into AI

The new scripts will be derivative mashups of the old scripts.

An independent will create a successful film

The new scripts will be derivative mashups of that script.

But a rainbow has 7 layers!

They’re clearly looking through it wrong.

Consider the end! He funks around so hard the whole earth finds out. It’s a cautionary tale. Do not be like this man.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

there are no trains going there though.

the highest salary I’ve ever seen on a tech job posting was 900K, offered by Netflix for a networking god.

Even that guy would be broke by lunch on day 11.

A person so singularly gifted that one of the highest paying companies on the planet had to offer that just to find them, and this fucking bag of sewer gas has that in his coat he hasn’t worn since the 80’s. Really makes it easy to justify hating these absolute parasites that contribute nothing and own everything.

It really is the best part, because he’s trying to weasel out of it saying “if you want money I’ve got to keep the machine running to make more” but the families holding him accountable are setting his everything on fire telling him it was never about the money, and that’s awesome. He was hoping greed would save his ass but here he is in the hands of people who want real justice - the dismantling of the very machine he used to do harm.