Hell yeah I didn’t complain, it made mirepoix a breeze.

The main reason I quit smoking (aside from the chest pain, the smell, and terrible lung capacity.) It still happens once in a while but not like every half hour like before.

I wish we could take all these shit talking politicians and draft them into active duty. They’d find out real fucking quick who the weak ones truly are, if they even survive long enough for their two brain cells to make that connection.

when I was a prep cook we’d get some in that we’re like half the size of my thigh. mind you I’m pretty skinny but still these things were ridonckulous