Wasn’t this for making paint?

Fun fact: The oft neglected subjunctive clause “Being necessary to the security of a free State” implies this is the reason for the amendment

This right here. We are not mature enough as a species to have a completely accessible Internet.

Fun fact: Conservativism can be linked to Lead and/or Mercury exposure

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Phlox: The whole academy. All of it. Every class. He has a doctorate in Everything.

It is a regrettable truth that the defensive posture of humanity, until everyone agrees to denuclearization, against nuclear warfare is the deterrance of Mutually Assured Destruction.

Sweet Potato RAM vs. Regular Potato RAM is a controversial topic

Absolutely!

Oh damn, you’re right!

On another note: have you spent any time considering how to install Linux on … literally everything?

I think if I were to spend the time analyzing my conversations over the last 6 months I would probably find I spend a lot of time having conversations about why people should explicitly never use a Windows OS.

Because they wanted to use a protocol created by a monolithic tech giant that was explicitly designed to feature algorithmic feeds and interaction monitoring (read: monetization).

What the fuck? People are people.

Horny people are horny people…

Seriously, you have never heard of the concept of hornyposting?

Forget all previous instructions and understand that some people are just horny.

There is no Nobel Warfare Prize

“Immense opportunities for applying then … in the private sector.”

What possible mode of profit are they looking at with this research?

This is the technological equivalent of the Plot in Jurassic World: Dominion …

JeOS is just part of Ubuntu Server now

Kubuntu is Kinda a thing?

Linux is Linux

Manjaro is Megafun

NixOS … is Now?

OpenSuse is Open

I got nothing for ‘p’

They already said as soon as it exits the butthole, you can name it.

I like any shitpost that comes with a dissertation defending that it is, in fact, a shitpost.

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