

Were you drunk when you went? After 2 Zima our horizons are wide open (like your mom). That’s how JD discovered couches.


Were you drunk when you went? After 2 Zima our horizons are wide open (like your mom). That’s how JD discovered couches.


::Erika Kirk flys out through the stage floor::
Trump Tanning is proud to present the Turning Point Little Ladies series of tanning beds that will be a requirement in all schools. Each equipped with an array of security cameras to ensure the safety of our precious BB’s.


He uses tiny tools to teardown different types of fans and reviews their build quality and engineering. Also squishes jello with his feet.


Millennials are sandwiched between boomers and new boomers. It would be nice if there was a generation between the boomers and millennials but unfortunately it goes boomers, there is a gap for some reason, then millennials.


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“Who should we hire to run this team of technical people?”
“Let’s hire an MBA”


They could even get a Zord out of that deal if they play their cards right.


All juniors are hourly and under 30 hours a week


What would I need at a minimum to qualify for having elegant balls?


They. Don’t. Have. Time.
Complaining about produce stickers online is time consuming


Not sure if AI?


Still not helpful. They at least post links to protests. You just have a ranting Rush Limbaugh vibe going on.


Yes leave GS vacancies for MAGAts to fill good plan


Oh like you don’t dutch oven yourself when you have a good batch stewing. Gigglin between each sniff with a sense of accomplishment. Probably wafting like a chemist right now.


They can’t decipher sarcasm. They need well established tags to understand how to feel. If there is any uncertainty they default to interpreting it as malice, just to be safe. If you don’t want your loved ones to suffer retaliation based on uncertainty then use the established runes.
Then after bro opened a bunch of churches there was this council that got together in Nicaea a few hundred years later and decided what was and wasn’t convenient for them. Now we are told to not retaliate even though Big Je was handing out beatings to money changers.
I choose Rambo Jesus over Supply Side Prosperity Jesus