They wanted me to discuss insurance with them while my lungs were fucked up by pneumonia. It was very frustrating.

Well. It’ll be hard to top the 260s, and the Third Century Crisis in general.

by means of cannon

What about the hospital pumping the guy with morphine and then saying, “I dunno! He had a heart attack!”.

What about the old fashioned strategy of “Pay up right now or I keel you”? And if the guy pays up, then he gets deported.

難しい移民は日本人にとって面白いですね。なぜか分かりません。はは。

I hear mercury is a tasty exotic beverage in Florida.

Theft. It’s much faster than the credit system.

It’s because the individual is more important than the community. I suppose you can call it the Harold Shipman clause of medical ethics.

You see, according to US doctrine, you are the only person that matters. Therefore, if you let other people die for fun, it’s okay. They’re part of the community, not you, the individual.

I have no tolerance for people that murder birds. I hope the bear mace hurt.

I tend to huff arsenic trioxide when I stay at a hotel. Will the hotel smoke detectors fine me for that?

Oh, that’s very simple. Warehousing! They need storage space for their gold, and their typical warehouses aren’t big enough to hold it all.

I’m in favor of deporting traitors to Antarctica. You know, uphold the old British tradition of sending prisoners to Australia.

I’ve always been bummed about no one trying to seriously colonize Antarctica. With my proposal, Trump and his buddies can try colonizing it firsthand.

I’d say that depends on the degree of boned. Maximum boned means you’re free to take a property by force.

The banks, of course. They’ll buy anything.

I thought she was dead.

You appear to be unaware of Coalition Doctrine. Humanity’s only purpose is to spread and endlessly make more of themselves.

You appear to have forgotten the teachings of Hama Druz.

Do not forget that “A brief life burns brightly”. To ensure these brief, bright lives, we must make as many children as possible, until every square inch of the Earth is occupied by a human. These is no other way to ensure that all matter is converted into a new human being, you understand.

Honestly, I view ROS as the “Fuck it” movie. All the direction of where the story should go was pretty much dead after TLJ.

I want to see my man Nom Anor messing things up for both the Rebels and Empire. Maybe make the Peace Brigade while he’s at it.