Passive aggressive resistance! I like it!

There’s a thing going around on Facebook saying that if violence starts, you should just sit down in place. If all of the actual protesters do that, it’ll be pretty obvious the violence is coming from provacateurs.

Schrodinger’s tariffs: they’re great, except when they hurt my small business.

I got the idea to post this after seeing 3 cars in one day not use their turn signals in a turn lane. I always use mine, for all of the very good reasons people have been replying with.

I have several Jira tickets that would like a word with you.

He’s not playing 5-d chess, he’s playing Uno!

New quote:

“Immigrants mysteriously disappeared from their jobs in the South and reappeared in the North. No women were involved in this process.”

Thank goodness! Finally egg prices will come down!

Buffy the TV show, when she discovers her mother’s dead body.

“Mom? MOM! … Mommy?” Tears

Blue Cross denied my claim for coverage of therapy ($125/week) because the address is clearly not a business address. Yes, that’s right, my therapist operates from her home, which is a horse farm. So does this mean BC doesn’t cover any home offices? Or is it just ones that have “ranch” in the address?

We’ll see! I’ve filed a grievance challenging the denial. I’m looking at around $6000 for the year if they persist.

Minnesota is a state

OMG I’m stupid. /slaps forehead

Matt Gaetz nevermind, everyone in Congress is over 18.

) Found Satan

There’s at least one 57 year old.

Crap. I can’t believe I missed that.

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Was his name Maxwell?

Why are they putting bibles in classrooms in the first place? Did they repeal the First Amendment?

Interviewer: Tell me an interesting debugging story

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