When he came to my city a few months ago the city made his campaign pay in advance.

A buddy of mine was talking to his doctor not long after he turned 50 and he was complaining about some random pain. The doctor told him “You know all that stupid stuff you did when you were younger? That’s what hurts now.”

More likely “his anger would consume him and his entire body and he ends up all shriveled up like” Palpatine and he tries to take over the galaxy.

Nexus was definitely my first thought when I read the headline.

Not exactly the same but I know a dancer that works on her laptop sitting on the floor almost doing the splits with her elbows on the floor on front of her. Just seeing her do it makes me hurt.

Some nights that’s what it feels like I’m doing.

I like the way you think. Not sure if my wife would be too happy about it though

If I sleep on my stomach I can’t move my neck the next day, right side my right hand goes painfully numb, left side my left hand goes painfully numb, back both hands go numb. There is literally no position I can sleep in that I don’t wake up after a couple of hours and have to shift to a different position.

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Well, my days of not takin’ ya seriously are certainly comin’ to a middle.

It doesn’t really have any nutritional value for them but it fills them up so they don’t eat as much of the things that they should be eating to get proper nutrition.

My father in law has dementia and my mother in law has to hide certain foods from him so he doesn’t just constantly eat. Bananas are the main thing she has to hide. One day she was in the living room and noticed him standing in the kitchen eating a banana. She knew she had hidden them so she went to see if he had found her stash and when she got into the kitchen he turned around and offered her a bite of the stick of butter he was eating. He had peeled it like a banana and was just chomping away. After that the fridge got a padlock.

My wife (43) and I (41) had an epic sword fight last month after finishing off 2 rolls of wrapping paper.

Fix It All the Time

I had to fly allegiant the other day and was checking a bag so I figured I would just check in at the counter. When I get there they inform me that it would be $5 to check in and get a boarding pass at the counter so I stood there, at the counter, on my phone, fighting their shitty website that kept trying to trick me into spending more money, to check in online so that I could check my bag.