If she got luigi’d I would laugh and laugh

Led Zeppelin II in its entirety

I have two 5 year old cats. They both preferentially use only one paw to scoop food from their feeder bowls. Mulder is right pawed, and Scully is left pawed. I don’t know anything about any other animals, so I’m guessing yes from my sample size of 2.

We’re expected to believe that the peacocks personally recounted their lineage? In English? I feel like the author is just making things up at that point.

Maybe they should have allowed those inspections

Yes please. The sooner the better

The US produces the most oil of any country in the world, for several years now if I remember right

Aren’t we talking about modern idioms here?

Below par or under par. Used backwards by everyone. As a golfer, I want to be under par.

Probably not bacon

Even with forced perspective, those are some tiny hands

I love Fairy Tail enough to name all my Apple devices after characters. And I’m an old man

See you space cowboy

Natsu from Fairy Tail

That’s nice of you to say. It will definitely get better one day. Doing things with my hands helps mine some. Do things you enjoy.

Very jealous

Tough choice but if only one it’s got to be LSD for me.

A gram of Coke is a lot bigger than that little spoon

It looks to me like the other person was simply quoting the range on reverb for comparable strats

Haha that’s um, disturbingly relatable