Ah, but they don’t know about the anti-wooden whistle wax I dipped my ribbon in!

Quick way to end up with Calvin-ball magic. “Oh, but the red ribbon disintegrates if I toot my wooden whistle, making it doubly weak to fire!”

Pic Inspired By WSJ’s ‘The Facebook Files’

Published in 2021. Wild that only 4 years later that seems woefully outdated.

“It’s just a jokea fictional game!” literally followed in the very next sentence with “You can’t suppress The Truth!”

Idiot can’t even remember his own bad faith excuses.

Do people associate the car with Nikola? I’ve never really conflated the two. Though the bitter irony of the modern day Edison abusing the name is not lost on me.

It can vary. I haven’t been to many movies lately, but 25 minutes of ads was pretty standard at the chain cinemas with the popular movies. Smaller theaters and/or smaller movies could be as low as 10 minutes sometimes. Just gotta keep in mind the context and plan accordingly.

What’d Uncle Fester do to be associated with such trash?

I do this at un-reserved theaters too. Just gotta be more flexible with your seating. Unless the theater’s absolutely packed and you get stuck at the very front, most of the seats are going to give you a good experience. It’s what the theater’s designed for.

This is not a new complaint. It’s been around for decades.

Just go in 20 minutes later? Been doing it for years at this point.

Including the people that make comics like the above.

It’s so annoying to see this shit. Every person who complains about how stale movie releases are only ever goes to see what the ads on tv/youtube tell them to, then whine about their own choice while excellent indie movies eke by or fail outright. They reinforce the problem they complain about with zero sense of hypocrisy.

Fetterman, of course 🙄

Good thing I didn’t say you must vote for a certain person or party. Keep making excuses.

What an entitled, selfish demand to claim others are responsible to convince you to do the most basic of civic duties. Do you also blame your dentist when you don’t brush? Your doctor when you’re malnourished?

You’re an adult, whether you accept that or not. That means you’re responsible for your choices, including the choice to let an election fall to the greater evil because you couldn’t assed to fill in a ballot for anybody. Nobody else is responsible for you, that’s on you.

I assumed he meant his speech patterns rather than his voice, but bullshitting seems likely as well XD

Why that purple alien look so cool?

Same thing. Not voting is explicitly saying either choice is equally good to you.

I’m not really sure why everyone always equates sperm with their personhood when the egg is just as much you as the sperm is.

It’s not a competition and you’re being a jerk.