don

A couple grams, at least.

I definitely adhere to Scatman’s Worldview

The black hole is estimated to be 500 million times larger than our sun

oh jesus fuck no

and is roughly 10 billion light years away.

okay whew

You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”

god…damn…it…so…fucking…cloooooose…

Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

Based South Korea

Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.

Great meta, love it

thank mr skeltal

Hey that’s Luna Crunchy Cat on YouTube lol she has her own channel for her crunchy face!

No Anon Left Behind

CEOs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No worries, I’m a Brisk man. I prefer my balls ✨sparkling!✨

Team FUTURE MURDERER

Of course there is. We’re in it.

“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text

Bro got mismatched leggings, is completely missing a shoe, that thing on his head, and he out there wondering why he ain’t gettin any smfh yeah the swans laughing their tail feathers off at his dumb ass.

I could drop all the acid in the world and still not come up with a take this fucking deranged.