God i love the my mom told me to do this look on his face

No no no the earth is fat not flat

Eh what is a root if not wood that is covered in dirt

Tbh how often do you see someone sword dueling lol

At first I thought this was a light hearted shit post but god you talk like a Jehovah’s witness

That’s kinda the main reason that I have opposed the whole save the bees crap people have been pushing in my area honey bees are not only invasive here but they are also not the only pollinators plants can be pollinated by a variety of ways like the wind that has been covering your car and house with pollen during pollen season and also deer and bugs like ants and spiders hell if you’re so concerned about flowers not getting pollinated you can be a pollinator yourself by walking through fields and what not considering my cat Vlad is always covered in pollen during pollen season im quite sure he has done the job that bees are supposed to be doing way better than bees because he’s not hogging the pollen to make Honey

Well considering the molecules have to be transported it’s possible the wall interferes with the molecules of the pencil lead as they are being torn apart and turned into energy tho I suppose thinking that way it would probably be more of a smoky dot stain rather than a line

Why do you think it’s called limestone man

I have found a bit of a way for me at least to control wether it’s first person or theird person. Often when I’m just daydreaming some fantasy until I fall asleep the dream is 70% of the time first person. But when I’m daydreaming some sort of movie until I fall asleep 70% of the time my dream is theird person and if I’m just thinking random thoughts like who am I gonna take my car to get it’s oil changed 70% of the time there’s no dream. I just open my eyes and now it’s mid day.

Same but when I was 13 I believe for some reason I was always a girl in my dreams. It just kept on happening until it just kinda stopped happening. I’m still wondering wtf was my brain doing then.

In the year 2040 axolotls have been deemed so adorable that they have become as common a pet as cats and dogs combined and are now facing over population because there’s no better evolution strategy than being considered cute by humans

First up the three biggest CO2 producers are planes shipping and cars. And by a long shot. I agree that there are some corrupt activists the ones that are really trying to make a change are promoting non car centric infrastructure.

I’m now broke were gonna be homeless! Maybe the real home were the sights we saw along the way.

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Eh depends often I jerk it on the toilet so I don’t have to clean up at all. And if I feel particularly lazy I can just nut in my foreskin and walk to a toilet and release it into the bowl.

Yea the comments here just confuse me. Like one why are people taking this seriously, and two ain’t the guy your offended at the butt of the joke. It’s like when Cristians got offended by doom promoting demon worship dispute the game being entirely about beating and killing demons.

Do you like get offended when a WW2 movie has Nazis in it. I’m not even saying your wrong I’m just wondering why you find disgusting acts being the butt of a joke a bad thing.

Well I ain’t stupid if my shit does work god damnit!

I’d watch that

Maybe Bunyan was a stand user with his stand being babe blue