I’ll pick up a chair and throw it out of the window, start screaming “fuck you!” at everyone in earshot, and then whip out my dick and start pissing all over the place.

If they still hire me after that, I will work there until I retire.

The only thing that would be better than animal trials would be some sort of flawless digital recreation of a human being that scientists can infinitely experiment on.

Preferably a wide variety of human beings, white, black, Asian, native, male, female, young, old, with current diseases, without current diseases, etc., etc.

Until that technology exists, animal testing is the next best thing.

If you want to skip animal testing, then you’re just going to start doing Joseph Mengele’s experiments in the Nazi death camps again, and we’ve been there, and we learned a lot from it, but it was absolutely atrocious, and not worth what we got from it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_human_experimentation

Agreed. Saying that just because an application layer that allows it to run on Linux exists will prevent developers from simply exporting the game and making the few critical changes necessary in order to make it work on Linux natively are two entirely different things.

The developers that export their games to run on Linux natively will likely have a higher sales rate for their Linux users, as us, the users, will know that the developer cares enough to do the proper export, and therefore we are likely to have some level of support should something go awry.

Whereas with proton, we have to rely on community notes in order to solve incompatibility issues, which can be a major hurdle for the less technologically inclined, AKA the majority of computer users

50% Minestrone, 50% chowder, evenly blended

Even so, it was transmitted electronically out into the universe.

The ripples of the song will not fade until the universe does.

The singer may have changed but the song will never end.

I mean, there was that thing in the Old Testament where God blessed the Hebrews and sent them out to fight the Assyrians, but the Assyrians turned them back because they had weapons made of iron.

Maybe they were magnetized iron swords driving God out of the Hebrews

I was so confused for a moment. I was like, “What the hell does heterosexuality have to do with a noise?”

I guess it’s true what they say, “If you have to be a Hitler, be a William Patrick and not an Adolf”.

Probably from his time being married to jenny McCarthy

I wonder if this is the idea the witch in the Hansel and Gretel story started out with, only she made a wrong turn somewhere along the way.

Can you imagine being a mosquito and encountering a 900,000 you tall naked monster that you used to feed on but now emits a cloud of blinding death from its butt?

The only downside is 1400% times zero is still zero.

I’m willing to look the other way on this one.

Every time I image a PC, I have to run so many Windows 11 Debloat scripts and fixes to get rid of useless AI shit and then it just comes right back and it’s such a pain. It’s such a pain. I would gladly pay an annual amount of money to not have to deal with that pain.

Yet another reminder that you should delete every Meta account and completely and totally expunge them from your life in every format.

Microsoft needs to get on this. I would pay money out of my own pocket to be able to upgrade my Windows 11 to hardcore mode at work just so I didn’t have to deal with all of their AI and tracking bullshit.

And actually I know the company I work for would pay to upgrade all of their employees to the same level. Like they’re sitting on millions of dollars of profit to just be able to turn off the bullshit they’re forcing on us.

In the way that only crazy, sexually oppressed wasps ever can be.

I mean,yes,but if you were prevented from getting the potion

For me, it really depends on my mentality, but for the most part, I have the sneaking suspicion that if you’re not occasionally downvoted, then you’re doing something wrong.

Like, you do not have to be a flawless member of the Hive Mind. It is okay to think for yourself and have your own opinions, you know?

Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.