As an EMT, we call this job security.

I refer to them as Fundies (i.e., Fundamentalists). That seems to cover all the obnoxious christians.

I think Miller is more a mix of Joseph Goebbels and Wormtongue, both sycophants seeking to advance on the backs of others.

Smeagol was basically a good guy until he was enchanted by evil. Miller brings evil with him.

Remember, squirrels are just rats with good PR.

Dihydrogen Monoxide kills thousands of people every year. It should be banned! /s