Darmok, his cheekbones high

Wait, I’m confused. I thought he wasn’t going to run a 3rd time? But he still ran and lost, and now the GOP is dropping him entirely from the running?

Nah, they fuck around and find out

Whittle snowfwake got his feefees hurt…

When did we become the land of the snowflake?

Says the snowflake…

Damnit Jim! I’m a doctor, not a Swedish disco popstar!

It speaks volumes, just like Morn

I guess no one ever said that a court of law can’t be a food court…

McDonald Trump

His organ goes to 11

He’s supposed to represent his constituents, right? Then I say we call everyone in Pensacola pedos and sex traffickers.

Schadenfreude up the wazoo

That’s just it. Nazis don’t like black pots and kettles…

LOL MSDNC, nobody calls it that but the orange floating turd himself. Maybe we should start calling it FoxRNC then?

I really hope it was called Koch-chella

How long before Musk decides to charge per thought?

They’ll probably say that a filthy Democrat was fondling her…

Those are fuck lights

Like ‘traitor’ and ‘rapist’

I hope the dildo of consequences comes as rough and dry as sandpaper…