Still better than Dragonball Evolution
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Whenever I’m asked to fill out a survey, I always just copy and paste the entire text of Dante’s Inferno from Project Gutenberg.
One is a goofy pop culture icon from the early 2000s with a reputation for kindness and professionalism, and the other is Ellen DeGeneres.
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week and still not be able to afford a house’
15·10 个月前Watch out, they might “prank” you by tormenting a homeless person or something
I long to be out there, with my brothers, waging war against the Empire

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•mrw someone tries to proselytize Christianity to me [Day 64]
15·11 个月前Oh hi Mark 1:15
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•♬ He's got the look! ♬
4·11 个月前A warrior’s drink
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•♬ He's got the look! ♬
8·11 个月前How I look in the mirror ☝️
How I look in photos:

As long as the slugs are slowly loaded manually by a bunch of servitors.
If strapping tank treads to a church isn’t peak military competence, I don’t know what is.
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Decentralized Social Media Is the Only Alternative to the Tech OligarchyEnglish
5·11 个月前I’m currently reading The Expanse, and at one point a character mentions checking in on the family aggregator his cousin set up to help everyone keep track of who’s living where.
Dude spun up a private Lemmy instance for his family. The future is now!
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump says TikTok "worthless," might not save it after all
16·11 个月前Nah, that’s too realistic for The Onion. It needs to be something like, ‘Pandemonium Ensues After Trump Utters First Coherent Sentence.’
What we need is an ad blocker that replaces all ads with turtles
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Offices stock the bathrooms with that single ply, sandpaper toilet tissue to discourage employees from pooping on the company dime-- NOT to cut cost.
2·11 个月前Hanlon was an exceptionally clumsy Gold who had a habit of murdering lowColors with his razor by mistake.
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There were probably people with terminal illnesses holding on so they could catch the finale of their most-beloved TV show, Game of Thrones, and who died horribly disappointed.
4·11 个月前Yeah, I hear you. Prior to 3, I genuinely expected Mass Effect to evolve into the Star Trek of my generation, complete with spin-off shows, movies, books, etc.
That ending sure took the wind out of those sails.
Vladkar@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•There were probably people with terminal illnesses holding on so they could catch the finale of their most-beloved TV show, Game of Thrones, and who died horribly disappointed.
9·11 个月前At least with Mass Effect, most of the third act was solid. Plus, there’s always the Indoctrination Theory to help cope (even if it wasn’t intended).
GoT is utterly unsalvageable.








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