

Isn’t it insane that I was more surprised that it was on the Onion than i was of the headline itself?
Fuck this timeline with a rusty dildo.


Isn’t it insane that I was more surprised that it was on the Onion than i was of the headline itself?
Fuck this timeline with a rusty dildo.


“That’s absolutely right — my mistake! Sorry for that mix-up! Looks like I just confused a respected Latino councilmember with, uh… a totally different kind of public figure. Whoops! Let’s definitely not send ICE after the wrong person again 😅 Thanks for catching that!”
I’ve heard the new monstrosity being referred to as the Epstein ballroom a few times. I’m pretty sure it’s just some clever joke, but is there any actual confirmed name for this new abomination?
Mid 40ies here, just pulled my back (yet, yet, yet again) by stretching in bed. Walking like a duck this morning, grunting to lift my coffee cup from the table. Again. Fuck me, this is shit.


That is a very unfortunate rapper name


So very much on-script though


Can somebody ELI5 what the ASCII smuggling hack consists of?


How do we extract this kind of video to save a copy?
And Schumer is going to say “we have drafted a strongly worded letter to his Majesty!!”


I’ll bite: can you elaborate in a constructive and detailed manner to explain why it’s not an excellent thing for the city in general and for mass transit users in particular?
Or you’re looking for her sister Adele



You’re very much correct 👍
That was so fucking fast and so fucking expected


Yes but the argument from the right has always been “look at you saying that your value is tolerance, but you’re being intolerant of me. Thus, you’re hypocritical and thus your perspective is moot and does need to be followed or understood”
Lol i just went to the comments to reply “yeah? Well i disagree!” To op’s post - now i feel seen 😂


So media manipulation and systematic disinformation to achieve political goals… What’s unclear about the company’s mission? Am i missing something?


My delicious chinese meal?!


Holding hat solemnly, looking down, nodding :“it’s what he would have wanted.”


Thank you for sharing! Saving a click: So there was a first, flawed study, which studied the link between Tylenol and autism on the basis of correlation (not causality), and they failed to factor in other underlying reasons why parents who end up having an autistic child might use acetaminophen slightly more often (ex: the parents themselves have a condition that makes them take Tylenol more often). The new thorough study clearly demonstrates that there are no links.
“I beg to differ”