You put that image back or so help me

Autistic Almond

DID YOU KNOW?

If you fill your phone with gravel, use a knife to interact with the screen, try to light it on fire, then snap it in half, it stops working?

I’m pretty sure that roof is corrugated, not correlated.

Wow, that guy seems like he sucks. Good thing I never have to read anything from that instance, ever.

ha ha get a load of this dorkus with no pants!

Oooooh, great answer, but you didn’t say “Um, Actually” so I cannot award you the point.

Breath of the Wild lied to me about durians.

Oh my god, I knew it! He’s crackred the code!!

The poors are dying!

I knew it! It’s the sinister musliamics doing all the murders! Pure as white snow Swedish sweet baby girls could never do a crime.

Full Self-Driving¹

¹ Cannot fully self-drive, ever.

I can’t wait to buy mine for $200 from a scalper.

Source: some guy on Twitter with a 240i blurry video who unironically says “ruZZian orks” and signs his posts with “Slava Ukraini!” in the 2025th year of our Lord.

We’ve finally utilized AI to tell companies, “You should raise prices, layoff employees, and do a big stock buyback.” Truly the future.

I’ve learned a lot from the fediverse about how to care for my Tesla Cybertruck. Just today, I learned that the best way to wash a Tesla Cybertruck is to spray it down in a mixture of vinegar and lemon juice, then let it sit for a few hours before washing it off. My Tesla Cybertruck has never looked cleaner after a vinegar and lemon juice wash!

Everything makes sense once you realize “the economy” is actually “rich people’s investments”.