Wait, up to? Like, they don’t have a count? Are they sure they got them all?

A thing (well, a set of things, it’s something like 2 dozen SKUs) I designed just got a UL listing for the first time, so that’s exciting. Not my first time working with UL, but first time something that I’ve taken all the way from concept to a manufacturable product has been UL listed.

^{Discontinue use and immediately contact your doctor if any of these side effects appear.}

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It’s what the plants crave.

So, Price is Right rules, how long until he gets pardoned again?

Well, as much as I hate being on Windows 11, I’m glad I figured it out a couple days ago since I have a couple programs that just don’t have versions that will run on anything other than Windows.

My old-ass laptop will be getting Linux whenever I get around to actually digging it out of the pile of shit that was my CNC router.

At least the front didn’t fall off.

Also doable, I just like the idea of being lenient for a first time mistake, but absolutely demolishing them if they don’t fix their shit.

A $1,000 initial fine would suddenly be a $1,000,000 fine for the second infraction, $1billion third infraction, and by the fourth I dont think there are any companies in existence that could survive it.

Edit: Overzealous on math.

That sounds like a whole lot of not my problem.

How quickly would companies change their behaviors if fines were literally exponential?

Where fines are defined by a function fine=baseFine^#violations that should get to be meaningful fairly quickly.

Why do I hear Yakety Sax in the background?

I believe my car hits somewhere around 0.95g under full emergency braking, so yeah, that’s kinda a lot for regen only.

I’m still confused!

You want us to explain the joke of explaining the joke?

Please?

Yeah, although in this case, I’m not really sure what Strava expects to have happen. Garmin is orders of magnitude larger than them and hasn’t lost a patent lawsuit in like 15 years. The most likely outcome I see of this is that Strava goes from 26 patents to 24 patents.

Heatmaps I have no clue, and hilariously enough, Garmin had heatmaps before Strava.

The segments one actually has some innovative ideas when I read the claims, but they filed for it multiple years after they offered it to the public so I have no clue how they got that patent either.

Who? And…uh…who?

Well, I sent feedback on it, not that I’m expecting anything to come of it.

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What NFL teams do not end with the letter S?