I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my cat paws were missing again
This happens all the time, they’re detachable
Detachable cat paws…
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I am going to get you so many lizards!
I’m 40% dolomite!
In another city, we could be anyone we want.
But the plural of Jedi is Jedi.
Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!
Had this same thing happen to me in a very small apartment. Not everyone has an option to remodel or choose an apartment big enough for this not to be an issue. Sometimes you’re just stuck with a shitty design.
Incandescent light bulbs are the best
511·2 months agoThe Soviets had promised at Yalta to enter the war in the Pacific within 3 months of the war ending in Europe. And they did launch an attack on Manchuria at 3 months to the day. Hardly feet dragging.
In fact, them being about to launch the attack, was one of the deciding factors on Truman dropping the nukes on Japan. He wanted to prevent the Soviets fron capturing territory that they would be reluctant to give up in the end. And he also knew that the USSR entering the war in the pacific would be what really pushed Japan to surrender. He didn’t want to lose the opportunity to show off the new toys to scare the Soviets.
It’s an ostentation of peacocks
The birds are in misery. I don’t think they sing, they just screetch in pain.
21·3 months agoThere are three things which come to my mind which I consider excellent advice:
First, girls, don’t smoke–that is, don’t smoke to excess. I am seventy- three and a half years old, and have been smoking seventy-three of them. But I never smoke to excess–that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Second, don’t drink–that is, don’t drink to excess.
Third, don’t marry–I mean, to excess.
- Mark Twain last public address, St. Timothy’s School for Girls, Catonsville, MD, 9 June 1909
AI Slop Review
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?