I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

Yeah, I’ll just continue to avoid watching any video media today listen to my Miles Davis LP and drink my coffee.

Haha. This is the very first thing I thought of.

I bought some powdered water, but didn’t know what to add.

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

If you’re not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you’re doing it wrong.

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

You have it backwards. She doesn’t get a favor. Everything is about Trump and who he thinks will do him favor after favor. The judge already did him a huge favor and Trump would expect constant favors if the judge is appointed AG.

From what I’ve seen, dudes that care that much about mushrooms are really fun guys.

“IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!” - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn’t he?

And 2 impeachments

Yeah, now I’m thinking about my two cats born in 2000 and 2001 that I lost 8 and 4 years ago.

And this is why you don’t put a Dunkin Donuts in a strip mall that shares plumbing with a Taco Bell.

I imagine that if you look up the estimated temp for the Earth’s Mantle, you’ll be pretty close to what the average temp is.

Just the tip

Wow it finally happened. Now I wonder if they’ll take away his Grammy, 2 Oscar’s, MTV Movie Award, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award, and induction into the Grand Ole Opry.

I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.

As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn’t matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.

The perfect question for this community. Completely appropriate and sure to make most people’s head hurt to read it. This ranks up there with questions like “Does 2+2=5?” and “What color?”

Pellet pole for my pellet smoker. It’s a 4ft long reflective marker (for marking edge of driveway when it snows) that I use to push the wood pellets to the middle of the pellet storage hopper towards the auger at the bottom.