I got a late stage circumcision (I was 10). Cut is better.

Anyone else go to Fox for your black people news?

I told my 19-year-old sister-in-law that toddlers are kill-myself machines, she has a 2-year old who’s always getting into the cabinets under this sink. She said that I was over reacting. I can’t wait to show her this.

Alabama about to create a new kind of theft. Couple’s embryos about to get stolen and implanted in young Christian girls who got dupped into believing the embryos are screaming to get born and that it makes God mad.

Way to disregard other people’s experience, easy to do if you never leave your basement.

My sister’s kid has definitely left more shit on my carpet than all 4 of my cats combined.

I love it when corpos remind us that there is an alternative to purchasing their add bloated products.

Babies and old people shit in carpet way more than pets, make more noise too.

Those are leftovers, she went to KFC.

But not skin color based…

The answer to this isn’t apathy, it’s running for office. If you don’t like the status quo, change it. You don’t even need to be serious about it, Vermin Supreme the whole thing. Wear a shoe on your head and run on the this-shit-sucks ticket.

I wish there was a hide comment function. Other than that, it’s fine.

Y’all better vote, cause these zealots always vote.

It’s Saturday night, I have no date, just a roll of quarters and a 2 liter bottle of Shasta. Let’s do this.

Plus the reintroduction of slavery into Texas’s constitution.

That post reminded me that lemmee exists. Accounts didn’t work that great when I first got here but I made one today and got verified. Logged out of Reddit for the last time and replaced my comments. Eff that place right in it’s a-hole. Good riddance.