That’s why they’re so interested in making Canada part of the US. His mom is Canadian. If Canada becomes part of the US he becomes a natural born US citizen and becomes eligible to run for president. And this is one of many reasons we cannot allow ourselves to become part of the US.

Thanks Aussie bros! Can we, uh, get a few more for our southern border?

We’re getting there. And once we’re there we’ll be busy collectively thinking up novel war crimes 🙂

In Ontario I’ve generally heard and used “Québécois” and don’t really hear Quebecers often. Weird that the Montréal CityNews outlet is using Quebecers of all places.

In my mind Québécois is a sign of respect, while Quebecers is dismissive, and I can’t explain why I think that way.

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Is this from Time’s Arrow Part 1?

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Charlie Angus for PM!

He was stopped by reporters the day Freeland quit and the very first thing he said to them was “What the fuck is going on?!”

Great Smashing Pumpkins song.

The internet, no, all of technology was a mistake. We made rocks think using lightning so we could make this?!

Well–well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Huh, come on, you don’t want to spend years learning to be a cmake guru?

Hah that does seem pretty on brand for him

Money.

Not to say that you can just buy a liver if you have enough money, but being rich and famous you get to the top of lists and can afford the private jet to immediately go across continent to get that new liver hardware installed

Yeah, “pancreatic cancer” and “highly treatable” rarely go together. Obviously he was quite private with his health so we’ll never know for sure, but I do recall him needing a liver transplant so it’s safe to assume it had metastaticised quickly and was pretty advanced. But regardless, he was an abusive asshole billionaire, so obligatory “fuck Steve Jobs.”

Fuck yeah, Dawson City!

California Über Alles!

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I like that this one is simple enough that even I, with my very terrible German, can understand it 😃