Can’t really blame ya for that take, Texas is a real evil place. There are some funky spots around Houston if you go looking for them like the Orange Show. San Antonio does have beautiful historical buildings, the Aztec Theater which is a great venue, and the most soulless monsters you’ll ever meet. Austin used to be extremely fun and weird before it became a knock off Silicone Valley.

Hope you got some enchiladas and a kolache.

Where did you go in Texas?

I hate Texas too, but that’s because I spent the grand majority of my life there. The food is good at least.

Yeah that happened. There’s nothing to do in San Antonio but drink.

It’s remarkably boring and any gravitas it would have is undermined by the mall on the river walk right next to it. The whole place is an underwhelming tourist trap.

This is my gringo summary:

Antonio López de Santa Anna became president 11 times and illegal white settlers didn’t want to give up their slaves or their protestantism.

I used to live down the street from it so I remember it from time to time. Unless you’re Texan, formally Texan, or you’re currently in Texas I don’t see why someone would care.

Optimus Prime. I wish giant robot dad was around to fix mine and the world’s problems.

Are you OK?

It’s Texas. The guns are already there.

What does that even mean?

Salesman. I don’t really enjoy spending money in the first place.

Brace? That’s not the verb I would use.

Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, The Mysterious Stranger by Mark Twain, and The Codex Borgia.

I have a feeling that they don’t care and that is terrifying to me.

I’m very worried I may appear in this comic soon. I hate being an American.

I’m a lonely male so the answer is if they give me a modicum of attention and kindness.

The middle of the woods.

I want time travel like a video game or Git handles it. I want to be able to save and load timelines.

Geometry is an underappreciated subject matter. Your art is “baller”.

Goth girls. No hesitation.