Easier to say than pineapple!

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Preferred safe word?

They will never replicate Malcolm in the Middle successfully.

Hickory smoked horse buttholes!

Please share findings :-3

I curb this by keeping a paper grocery bag behind the passenger seat and replace it when it gets halfway.

Also just emptying it completely every oil change (3 months). Backbacks, boxes, bags, umbrellas, jackets, hats or anything random gets removed.

Why did this make me laugh??
So off the wall. I was expecting kitty mews!!

6-7 is viral because 6 is afraid of 7. Since 7 8 9!

Yeah I feel totally left out. Only paper game I can remember that was fun was paper football.

Wildmender which I’m sure I got in a humble bundle. Both me and my wife have one. I ran into it as I was browsing my massive steam library for a casual game.

Its an open world sandbox survival. Clean simple graphics. Not really building but I get Don’t Starve vibes but it’s extremely forgiving.

The best part is the survival mechanics. You awaken in a ruined dessert world and work towards restoring it.

You need to stay hydrated and fed. So you need to grow stuff to eat and keep your water bottle topped off.

Its extremely gratifying to start off with just a desert with a small pool of water and end up with an oasis.

You can play solo or up to 4 player online/LAN.

The storyline is pretty good too. Combat is fairly easy but that’s coming from a seasoned gamer. I don’t think I’d die except from fall damage.

Biting my ear.

For some reason it’s a little red button. I get real aggressive and it’s just go time.

I wanna get into maker stuff so bad but I just don’t have the time 😭

Yeah those categories are pretty straightforward at character creation. Just pick one and dump all starter points into it

Give it a shot. It’s not too bad and you can’t mess it up really.

I’d recommend picking a specialty and try to max points vs spread out in a few categories. Skill points cost more the higher you go once you start.

It really gets its source from a character sheet of tabletop games. “What are you good at?”

The very first time I did the haunted house I was corner strifing (face the turn and step into it instead of turn the camera inside the corner). That freaking ghost came right at my face and scared the bejesus out of me. I’ve never jumped so hard at a game.

I still try to avoid that quest even though I know it’s coming.

I picked up a Walmart ONN stick and sideloaded Kodi.

Great price. But idk if it’s worth going to Walmart for it. God that place sucks. In store only.

I believe that comedian was Josh Johnson.

It was a fantastic set the compares the blind faith of MAGA for Dump to some dude in love with a stripper who only wants the money.

There’s way too many of his sets that include Dump for me to link the specific one, but he has weekly releases on TubeYou.

My wife would punch me.

You can work with that. I got a shitty lower heavy beard that doesn’t connect my mustache correctly.

On the sides of my lips it just won’t grow. You can hopefully trim yours down to get dapper.

I just started playing wildmender from my backlog. Probably from a humble bumble.

Totally up my alley. Got my wife a copy and now we’re playing it together.

Sandbox survival with a storyline and quests