It’s 4. My daughter is an operator.

They weren’t nurses, they were candy strippers.

“No quarters or dollars for you!!”

Printers

Yep. That’s exactly who I thought. Then I saw the picture and thought, “wow she hasn’t aged a bit!”

I’d pay his bail

I don’t think it’s gotten much better. Mine just recently went from 10Mbps to 20Mbps.

I tried mint and that’s exactly what I was told to do when I have a complaint.

How is that dumb?! Can you explain how bike tires are made then? Yeah, that’s what I thought!!

What happened to “no new wars”?

Remember when Christians called for Clinton to resign because he was unfit to be president because he got a BJ from an intern? Those same Christians voted for Trump.

Last time it cost us $26 billion because of his stupid tariffs. Why can’t he just go play golf

Who’s got cup money?!?