I wonder if every other detail of her life is similarly chaotic.

I wonder if she ever took the plunge and bought a real cyber truck when they came out.

He didn’t have my number memorized, he just used his phone log and click on that to call me back. Or click on our texting history. A few years before I met him, his super hot blonde wife left him for another man so he was a bit distraught & having trouble moving forward.

Fucking clickbait title. The coffin did not fall from the fucking sky.

How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.

Funny you mentioned 6 years, that’s how long I was with a guy who never even added me as a contact into his phone. We lived together, slept together, were monogamous with each other, I helped him raise his daughter every other weekend during his custody time with her while he was at work. He still never added me as a contact into his phone.

I feel seen & appreciated 🥹 I’m a 100lb girl and those syrup cartons are heavy as fuck and restaurant work is torture and I wanted to eviscerate everyone all day every day.

Why do people think this art is garbage?

Is it because it’s ai?

Or because it was made by a wealthy trust fund woman high on cocaine?

Or because it’s ai stolen from the efforts of a wealthy trust fund woman who made it when she was high on cocaine?

Hey I’m an athlete but these foot pull doors are still extremely difficult. It strains your calf muscles, your hamstrings, your kegels, and your core. Opening heavy restroom doors with this spiky foot pull is not easy or fun or comfortable at all.

This job is at a m/billionaires club, so there’s a huge kitchen constantly churning out 5-star meals to the m/billionaires, with plenty overflowing to the employee cafeteria. But ain’t nothing come for free! We employees sacrifice $30 deducted per paycheck for this food.

Yeah we want to know how to get out of the catatonic “I can’t move” mode.

Yeah after the first two words I thought this was going to involve knives or guns 😳

Ugh that website is blinding me! Why isn’t dark mode working on my Firefox extension?!

Do they generate more money when we watch YouTube shorts?

Something about your comment being skimmed quickly made me think “crime…murder…basement…”

In later follow-up she said her franken-truckla suffered electrical problems, rain leakage, and has been relegated to someone’s backyard, rotting away under a tarp.

I see you’re trying to be clever but April never mentioned how many days she thinks April has.

Dolores!

Mangled moldy hands?

Thanks I hate z pronouns