JayK117

Probably why he stole the desk, evidence… I think I need to throw up now

It was the right day for it! … I’m going to hell aren’t I?

You mean world leaders?

Therefore these are going to sell out:

I bet they all walked away with something better! Their new Russian friends who will always be there! Listening in…

Standing before the college students while trying to convince them that gun violence is not such a bad thing, a thought crossed Charlie Kirk’s mind… No, wait, a bullet, a bullet crossed his mind.

Clown car

“No I said a box of Razors!”

I guess the 78 voters suppression laws red states introduced is exactly the same as the 0 suppression laws blue states introduced.

I bet Putin joked that he would throw an opponent out the window once. I think it went well… for him

“Hey Bob, you taking part of the wholesale slaughter of innocent people for fun and profit today?”, “Ha ha, you know it!” /s

Bring new meaning to the phrase “better luck next time!”. I would also expect some sort of suicidal hashtag trend like #imatryagain

Death stranding

I reckon the meeting about the tokens went something like “okay, how can we monetise this?”, “Okay hear me out here… monkeys!.. digital monkeys!”

Money. I feel my depression holds me back from networking and seeking and gaining higher paid employment. A lot of glass half empty and “I wouldn’t be considered” thinking

They don’t need to change the name, just change what it stands for to Reddit Is Fucked

Quick, someone figure out a way to write ‘Fuck u/spez’ without increasing site traffic!

Pretty sure I saw an article once (might even have been a post from a CO) saying they take any dead bodies to the ambulance before recording time of death. Artificially gives them 0 deaths in custody or something

I feel like he’s trying to see how fast it can be done

I do wonder how much traffic has been replaced by bots that mods can’t easily remove any more.