Introversion

It’s not even notable any more, sadly.

Wait, I don’t want to confuse what the ruling actually means.

Right, give them time to add another ruling that does mean that.

Own it, you coward.

Will it be how Ukraine should be left to die, how the Palestinians need to be exterminated, how unions are bad for the American dream, or how Biden is senile?

Yes.

How much time has he got?

Well, there’s always installing your daughter-in-law into the RNC.

“Personal slush fund”: Lara Trump vows “every single penny” at RNC will go to help Trump

Not until they can openly burn witches as god intended.

But no clams & white sauce pizzas? Man, we are truly living in dystopian times. /s

That tends to happen when you sign a legally-binding contract saying that you will. 🤷‍♂️

John Oliver gets my vote.

Rot in hell, extremist Christian fuck-face.

Pay me $8 and I promise to never use X, to call him or anything.

(Don’t tell him that I’m doing that now for free.)

The S.S. Lintbucket is a demanding mistress.

As if Mr. “Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Whale.” has the mental cogs for that. 🙄

Maybe they’ll have to inspect, to be sure? The GOP hates not knowing.

Not any good parenting, anyway.

He was quite Chicago about the reservoir API changes

Calm down, ChatGPT.

I know, right? Coulda been $420, or $42069. It’s like they’re not even trying!

Good. Now do all the current congressmen who also refused to appear for their subpoenas. Start with Gym Jordan, please?

And too many conservatives are too goddamn gullible to realize they’re being conned.