I posted this to the Wikipedia com a little while ago. NSFW: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

Nuts to that let’s go balls deep and terraform the sun.

Today, the government has banned all organized religion in order to curtail the fomenting of radical ideas in the isolation of cults throughout the country.

Feel free to calmly and scientifically, of your own free will, help us usher in a new era of rationlism and skeptical inquiry.

To this end, all entities receiving government funds will be reviewed for spiritual and dogmatic thinking. School library indexes will be purged of media containing unscientific themes which could lead to disorders of thought, titles include Harry Potter and The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Additionally, the department of rational authority has banned the following archetypes of delusion:

Churches

Ashrams

Corporate wellness retreats

Reiki practices

Yoga studios

And any organization that uses the following words: Self care, hollistic, and manifesting.

Sorry heat exhaustion is making typos.

I know it’s a joke but if anyone out there ever feels like they’re always too hot or too cold (and it’s not a medical thing,) check the tags on your clothes. Seriously, the kind of fibre you wear makes a huge difference in how you feel. I live where it gets below 30°C in the winter, where people ask me how the hell I’m not freezing. Well, I have a cotton tee, a merino wool stanfield, thick wool socks, wool fleece hoodie and a wool hat.

Edit: I’m not a lava golem, just a dumbass. NEGATIVE 30°C

It looks like a little man in an avant-garde shed.

Is that thing in the lower right corner the masturbation shed?

But you don’t know which CRT television.

I keep my valuables in an old CRT television that weighs more than sisyphus’s boulder. No one’s stealing that.

Killing all those kids when their parents didn’t blood-paint their doors should have been a major red flag. We keep him out of schools for a reason.

He lives under capitalism just like the rest of us. How do you think people make money?

Let’s say we had quotas for different types of people to bring in, how would you differentiate those types?

Age? Skillset? Personality test?

Have you read the bible? God is an unhinged maniac. He told people to cut their dick skin off, threatened zombies, OK’d slavery, drowned everyone because they were partying too hard, set everyone on fire because they were partying too hard, told women to obey men, tortured his #1 fan for funzies, called Israel a whore who sold herself to big-dicked Egyptians, non-consentually impregnated some guy’s wife, killed the kid, then brought the kid back to life, made a guy eat bread cooked over burning shit for I think a year? Told Adam and Eve to make incest babies and turned us all into incest babies, made an awesome fruit tree no one’s allowed to touch, let the Jews make soulless clay monsters, gave his angels an extra set of wings just to cover their genitals, which I think means angels can fuck.

So yeah. I’m down with bringing God IRL.

Balance of what? We’re not M&Ms.

I hope they’re futas.

Teen Vogue has been drawing conservative ire for years, and is unfortunately one more casualty in a long firing line of progressive youth publications, especially ones with a liberal view on teen sex education.

These journalists were astoundingly influential to a generation. I hope they end up on another platform so they can continue.

Until then, the well for quality journalism geared toward teens/teen girls is damn near dry, but here are a few (great) dregs:

https://buzzsawmag.org/ - Written, edited and published by students of Ithaca College, in the states. Mostly entertainment and pop culture with some science, politics and teen issues.

https://ourbodiesourselves.org/ - started by feminists in the 1960’s to address the astonishing lack of sexual health education for women. Began as an often-updated print publication, now fully online. Focus is on sexual and reproductive health, includes stories from women around the world. Posts infrequent articles.

https://womensenews.org/ - Independent web publication that reports on stories about women and girls from around the world. Features a “Teen Voices” section.

Or become the first human-snail hybrid.

Oh for fuck’s sake. This is the same way I learned the pope died.

Fair. But if he doesn’t have psychosis and still thinks this is great marketing for the effort, he should probably talk to someone anyway.

That’s why I was careful with my wording.

Thing is, an act is usually for an audience. A lot of OP’s posts are specific to beliefs that just aren’t entertaining or funny, if it is an act. They seem sincere.

I could be wrong.

I’m trying to walk a fine line here because I don’t want to go around saying unhelpful shit like “take your meds.” I said something because this kind of conspiratorial thinking and disjointed communication can indicate a deeper issue.