Hmm, you make a good point. I suppose, similarly to American mustard with hot dogs, a German sweet mustard with a Weißwurst and pretzel is allowable. But let’s not get carried away, here!

I see your dick pic and raise. A dick and pussy pic:

Well done, you have passed the first test!

English mustard with pork, Dijon with beef. The exception to this rule is that American mustard is acceptable on hotdogs and burgers.

Cthulhu the Pooh?

Teleportation. Most superpowers would be either useless on a day-to-day basis or - as another commenter suggested - would make you too inhuman to continue to have meaningful interpersonal relations with other normal humans.

And it would allow you to have a croissant in Paris for breakfast, spend the morning strolling along a beach in the Caribbean, pop across to a great barbecue place in Texas for lunch, pass the afternoon exploring the ruins of Pompei before an evening meal of scallops in Hobart. Even just not worrying about the daily commute, always being able to 'port home to use your own toilet during the day, just mundane stuff like that would be grand.

5 October 1974: Guildford pub bombings: IRA bombs exploded in two pubs frequented by off-duty British military personnel. Four soldiers and a civilian were killed and 44 injured.

OG Mini. So, yes, had a manual clutch. Now, 40-something years later I’m driving an automatic for the first time because they don’t make the car I wanted at the spec. I wanted in a manual.

I’ve heard the end of the ponytail has a sharp blade concealed in it and he knows some wicked kung fu moves with it.

Fuck you, I’m not predicatable, I’m reliable.

No you don’t.

Dr Who. It was going great, the 4th doctor was the best ever, and then they ended the entire thing with him regenerating into Tristan Farnon. Don’t think they made any after that.

Why stop there? Why not Alien vs Predator Vs Terminator Vs Peter Pan Vs Robin Hood?

I don’t know what DCeU is.

Cooking: I love having friends or family come over for lunch or dinner and serving them something that they rave about.

Hiking: The quiet, still moments when there’s no-one else (other than my wife who I usually hike with) around and we can absorb the sights and sounds of nature.

Role-playing games: When the story we’re all creating together comes together perfectly.

Jeff Minter. If you know, you know.

This could have been prevented if armed ‘protection’ drones had been installed at the school. The cops could have just stayed in the donut shop while the drones swarmed the student.

10/10 advice, right here.

The US may be big, but the UK had more centuries of existence before the unifying effect of national TV and radio.

This wikipedia article boldly asserts that “The UK has the most local accents of any English-speaking country” but the claim is [citation needed].

you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.

Pffft. I have a different accent to my wife. And my dog.

Perhaps not but they did have printed manuals.