Never bought it for a reason…always online for a fucking offline game, with mtx out the ass. Yeah no thanks.
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Science Fiction@lemmy.world•'Foundation' Is Fixing The Trickiest Thing About the Asimov Books
242·3 years agoHonestly dude… as someone who has read every single asimov book, and the entire foundation series and then read the entirety of the robot series, these books were my lord of the rings. The show is doing something different. I’m willing to wait and see how things go. I mean hari being an immortal consciousness and all is already completely different. I simply enjoy being in the world of the foundation at all.
The only real way I’ll probably actually get to see something like the book in a non written way is as a 4x game a la crusader kings, or total war, or Stellaris. Heck or even as an RPG. I just don’t think it’s easily adaptable for TV or cinemas. For them attempting to do this and weaving in the foundations story is pretty commendable from my perspective and I hope they keep improving the story. Shame about Daneel olivaw.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: A Terry Crews Rendition
Scene 1: Snow White’s Introduction
Snow White (Terry Crews) is introduced as a charismatic and strong character, loved by all animals in the forest. He’s strong but gentle, charming, and not afraid to show his emotional side. He sings to the animals with a deep, booming voice, a hilarious contrast to the original character’s high-pitched singing.
Snow White: (singing in deep voice) “I’m wishing, (I’m wishing) for the one I love, to find me, (to find me) today…”
Scene 2: Meeting the Huntsman
The Queen orders the Huntsman to bring back Snow White’s heart. However, the Huntsman cannot bring himself to harm Snow White, who’s flexing his muscles and humming a cheerful tune.
Huntsman: “I… I can’t do it. Forgive me, Snow White.”
Snow White: (flexing) “No worries, man. Everyone has a hard time dealing with these guns.”
Scene 3: Discovering the Cottage
Upon discovering the dwarfs’ cottage, Snow White starts cleaning. However, instead of the delicate tidying of the original, Terry Crews’ Snow White lifts heavy furniture single-handedly and dusts with a peacock feather duster, all while maintaining a contagious cheerfulness.
Snow White: “Well, this place needs a little muscle love. Let’s get to it!”
Scene 4: Meeting the Dwarfs
Snow White wins over the dwarfs with his charm and kindness. His interactions with the dwarfs are playful and endearing, unlike the traditional motherly role of the original Snow White.
Snow White: “You guys could use some protein in your diet. What do you say, tomorrow we start the day with a proper workout and a protein shake?”
Scene 5: The Poison Apple
When the Queen, disguised as an old woman, offers Snow White the poisoned apple, Snow White is hesitant but doesn’t want to be rude. He takes a bite and collapses in a dramatic, comedic fashion.
Snow White: “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? But just to be sure… (flexes arm)…proteins are better.”
Scene 6: The Prince’s Kiss
When the Prince arrives to awaken Snow White, he’s taken aback by Snow White’s size. However, he’s determined to break the spell. The moment is played for laughs, with the Prince struggling to lean over Snow White.
Prince: “I… I’ve come to break the spell…”
Snow White (waking up): “Did I hit the snooze button again?”
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News@lemmy.world•Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It
1·3 years agoImagine being such a fucking idiot that you think people are upset at Clarence Thomas because he made money.
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News@lemmy.world•Clarence Thomas’s $267,230 R.V. and the Friend Who Financed It
2·3 years agoPlease provide a fucking source that isn’t Facebook or fox
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•if you were going to die tomorrow and only you knew what would you do?
4·3 years agoSpend every minute of every second with my son and the people I love. This is like taking a cruise where you’re never coming back but with the knowledge of when the cruise is leaving. That would be amazing.
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News@lemmy.world•AP psychology course can’t be offered over gender identity, sexual orientation lessons, College Board says
2·3 years agoThis is typically why they want to discredit science. So they can just make up facts on the fly.
- This new science is woke, old science that agrees precisely with what I believe is fact.
- The science is not true period. Why? Because listen to these made up fuckin anecdotes and just go with me what if it wasn’t true.
- That homeless dude right there is an actual scientist.
Whatever it takes.
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News@lemmy.world•Ocean heat record broken, with grim implications for the planet
13·3 years agoAnd if anyone thinks that deaths will cause them to change their mind then you clearly didn’t pay attention during the COVID era.
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politics @lemmy.world•GOP readies fight against new fuel economy standards
4·3 years agoYou will be shocked to learn that the pushback against green energy is actually intensifying as the heat comes. A lot of consrrvstives are saying the heat waves aren’t even real.
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World News@lemmy.world•Lukashenko taunts Poland again over Wagner troops near borderEnglish
9·3 years agoGod damn this never gets old.
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News@lemmy.world•An armed man tried walking into a Jewish school in Memphis and opened fire outside when he couldn’t get in, police say
61·3 years agoI mean how else do you think the shooter was stopped by the police properly?
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News@lemmy.world•Florida may become first state to accept a ‘classical’ alternative to the SAT and ACT
1·3 years agoKinda like this:
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SAT (Scholastic Aptitude Test)
Reading Section:
“In lines 10 - 20, the author most likely uses the word ‘arduous’ in order to…”
Math Section:
“If 3x - y = 12, what is the value of 8^x / 2^y ?”
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ACT (American College Testing)
English Section:
“Choose the word or set of words that, when inserted in the sentence, best fits the meaning of the sentence as a whole. Despite his desire to travel during his week off from work, Ted was __________ the prospect of spending so much money on a plane ticket.”
Math Section:
“The equation 2x + 3 = 15 has what solution for x?”
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CLT (Classical Learning Test)
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Verbal Reasoning:
“Choose the word that best completes the analogy. Hammer is to nail as knife is to: a) Fork, b) Spoon, c) Cut, d) Plate.”
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Grammar/Writing:
“Identify the error in the following sentence: ‘Despite the rain, he decided to went out without an umbrella.’”
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Quantitative Reasoning:
“In a game, if a player scores 5 points in the first round, 10 points in the second round, 15 points in the third round, what would be the total points scored after 10 rounds if the pattern continues?”
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Literary Analysis:
“In Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, how does the character of Mr. Darcy evolve over the course of the novel?”
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News@lemmy.world•Oklahoma parents, faith leaders and education group sue to stop US’s first public religious school
9·3 years agoIt won’t be killed. We’ve already seen them allow bibles in schools while denying every book conservatists don’t want. It’s a double standard that’s not being enforced in the federal court level. And if you think the supreme court will block that then good luck.
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World News@lemmy.world•First cheetah cubs born in India in more than seven decades die in heatwaveEnglish
62·3 years agoNah not the ones that caused this
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News@lemmy.world•Twitter neighbours complain of lit-up ‘X’ sign working at high intensity
8·3 years agoWasn’t that one of the arguments against women’s rights?
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World News@lemmy.world•Iraq’s electric grid hit by fire, explosions amid scorching heatEnglish
2·3 years agoJust a dude hooking up wire. Baghdad looks pretty modernized these days shockingly.
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News@lemmy.world•Extreme heat moves east where many will see their hottest days of the year
5·3 years agoCan’t wait until lower temps so everyone forgets climate change is a problem until the next time the entire earth is on fire but only in their local zip code.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Most of the 100 million people who signed up for Threads stopped using itEnglish
50·3 years agoIt wasn’t automatic. Not sure where you got that idea. But you had to get the app and then sign in using your Instagram account to set up the thread profile. They had “shadow copies” of your Instagram profiles on threads so for example you could sub to someone’s profile and when they’d join threads you’d get their activities. But no it wasn’t automatic.
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Politics@lemmy.ml•Conservatives have already written a climate plan for Trump’s second term
13·3 years agoDescendents? These motherfuckers will make US suffer. Climate change is happening much much faster than they’ve calculated even with their most bleak estimates.



“this is normal workplace stuff tho right gais? We all do this jeez.”