The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell.

He believes he’s basically a god. It’s incapable for him to feel inferior. Which is why he’s actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

How is this surprising? Being competent is disqualifying in Trumps cabinet. Only the dumbest, and dullest.

Obligatory fuck Twitter

What a sad miserable cunt.

Mexican-Chinese fusion taco idea. Agent Orange Chicken

You can always tell a Milford Man

A food truck has a golden opportunity to rebrand as Tariff Tacos. The Donald could be an overdone empty shell served with an orange drink.

Tacos are now illegal

Surprised he hasn’t been pardoned already.

It’s Top Gun for me. It’s just Tom Cruise being Tom Cruise in a flight jacket.

Would explain why it looks like his outer shell is deteriorating

The irony with the punisher skull is that he loathed crooked cops, and they’re the ones who love the symbol the most.

https://youtu.be/WIIDvMxutSE

Brayden, Braxton, Bentley, Aiden, Axel, Keith.

She just needs to sit down

Sure, but do you honestly believe they’re telling the truth?

At least a handful of billionaires won’t have to pay any taxes.