That took me entirely too long

One article about his death (I’m pretty sure it was on Fox News) literally compared him to Socrates. Just absolutely, mind-numbingly ridiculous

What a self-report on being a psychopath lol

They need to finally form the country of Cascadia

Fucking YES. Thank you, extremely well said

It’s a fucking dogadactyl and I love it

It probably detected a certain number of flagged words or phrases and knew it was gonna be really negative feedback and “crashed”

You know what, I was aghast at first, but I can totally understand what you mean now. Sounds pretty cool

The Tildearth Society

Shouldn’t even need the font really, as long as you have basic photoshop/editing software skills. Just copy the entire 20th century section and modify it slightly. Erase the “0th” part, copy a “1” from the “19” in the section above, get the “s” from the “Reds” and scale it to size, then get a “t” from “19th” as well. Slap on the new picture and baby you got a stew going

One of my all-time favorite Joey moments

Kakaren

Holy shit lookit his little hands lmao

They’re saying that the Biden administration didn’t want to release the info and stir the pot. They were afraid that the fascists republicans would do something shitty in retaliation.

Which of course, the GOP was always gonna do anyway, because they have always tried to get away with whatever they could. So now we get the fallout without the payoff of actually getting the files released

No problem haha.

Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills

Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.

Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery

Man, when I was a kid I had dreams where I could jump over houses and sometimes fly, but I haven’t had dreams like that in like 25 years 😞

Wuhtwudge yew dew

if yewwer asttuh givupyer life ferfreedum

I love that song

There is a world of difference between evil people doing violence to innocent people who just want to live their lives, and doing violence to those evil people in order to protect the innocent