It’s actually kind of the opposite! Americans are so used to being held at gunpoint these days they don’t even bat an eye. It happens at the post office, in traffic, day care pickup. Waiters will bring the food to your table guns akimbo at Denny’s! I don’t even reach for the Tetris app anymore, it’s so pedestrian. Hope that clears it up, friend!

Their shows have the best energy! I brought my wife to a show in NYC after The Spark came out and she was an instant lifelong fan. The whole room jumping together is infectious.

I miss chaotic ES! The square wave style in Gandhi Mate, Gandhi is so fun with headphones, too.

She liked other bacon, but Wendy’s was the only one she’d get aggressive over.

My cat did that with Wendys bacon specifically. She would try and pull it out of our mouths. She loved it so much that we’d stop after vet visits to get her a side of bacon.

They were pretty happy to volunteer the info. He still gave me the duplicate!

They absolutely are. Everything I got from my family this past Christmas was slop from the TikTok shop. They just clicked the first ad they saw and bought whatever. I even got two of the same item because my brother didn’t realize he clicked two ads for the same thing. I’ve been calling it Dropshipmas.

Which one? There are many.

Right? It seems like they usually show up when there are naked children around.

Father Ted is also incredible and highly underrated.

It’s a good fucking day to have aphantasia!

I’m going to kick you in the b-a-l-l-s.

That’s why I always call it a packet storm. “Girl, I’m about to DDOS that booty.”

AI characters do nothing but spew meaningless platitudes and generic advice dressed up as a personality. That’s like considering the horoscope section on a random website to be your sister.

While we’re on the subject, I think that Passenger by Deftones is about Maynard giving Chino road head.

I think that’s a reference to the Unabomber.

In chalk! If you don’t like it, grab a hose or kick the sidewalk for a couple minutes. Fucking fascist snow flakes.

…or, ya know. Stop throwing brown and trans people into your corporate slavery prisons. Either way!

Willy Smonka

‘Fuck them kids’ is probably the plan. That global elite pedo ring is definitely recruiting at Guantanamo.

125%, daddy.